Long time no blog

Wow, I miss this. I have so many things to write about that my head is spinning. Spinning....we will go with that.

I joined the gym. YUCK. I'm not a fan. I am in a wedding soon, remember? I have no choice. I can't be the bridesmaid with batwings. I probably will be, but at least I can say I tried.

Last week, I went with my sister and the maid of honor. Now, they have been going for months, together. I had one night on my own a little and then met them there another night. This is not a good thing. I find that, whenever I am with them, I have way too much fun. We decided to try out all of the equipment. This is cracking me up already.

They ran their thirty minutes on the eliptical. I do believe it was manufactured by the makers of asthma medication. I tried it my first night there, alone. I couldn't figure out that you just start going to turn it on. Once I did, I didn't know you could adjust the tension. I wasn't sure if I would fly off or if my dinner would fly out. *Note to self, don't eat lasagna before using excercise equipment.

We then ventured on to various contraptions that work different parts of the body that I haven't felt for years. One even had a seatbelt! This is just wrong. If you have to wear a seatbelt to workout, I firmly believe the method has some sort of design flaw or maybe your body just shouldn't be on there.

While we were there some young guys came in. My sister couldn't figure out why I didn't want to go over near them to use the weights. She told me that I was old enough to be their mother. So, I told her I would after she did 60 crunches on the ab lounger. She did it. I still didn't go. Will she EVER learn ;)